"MERA
BAAP CHOR HAI"--Amitabh in Deewaar(1975)
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"Jaao jaa ke Pehle us aadmi ka Sign lekar aao jisne
mere haath par yeh Likh diya tha ki mera Baap Chor
hai" (Go and first bring the signature of that man who had
written on my hand that My Dad is a thief) --- This funny
sounding but very seriously spoken Bollywood Dialogue by Amitabh
Bachchan in Deewar has given too much inspirations to mimicry artists
and comedian of comedy shows.
Funniest
& Dumbest Bollywood Dialogues
(With English Translations) Many of these dialogues have become
extreamly funny...Credit goes to mimicry artists and stand-up comedians
of of comedy shows..Enjoy and Leave comments / Suggest missing ones
"Ab inhe dawaa ki nahi Dua ki Jaroorat Hai" (He
doesn't need medicine anymore, needs prayers instead)
--- Common Bollywood Dialogue Spoken by many onscreen Doctors in
1970s movies.
Mann ki Aankhein (Eyes of the heart!!)
"Main unhe mann ki aankhon se dekh sakti
hoon" (I can see him through the eyes of my heart!)
-- A regular one from many blind elderly lady character actors of
1960s and 1970s who somehow managed to lose their husband long back
(in 'Prime' Age) in some mela
or any natural disaster kind of stuff...
Karam-jali, kahan se mu kaala karke aa rahi hai?( Deed-burnt,
where the hell have you been screwing around?) --An angry mother
to her beautiful young daughter who is coming very late at home.(kramjali
was used interchangeably with janam-jali, kulta etc. etc. )
The above one is generally followed by below listed dialogue in
most cases a few minutes later in the same movie :--
 
"Main tumhare Bachche ki Maa banne waali hoon"
(I am expecting your child) --- By many side heroiens and
supporting actresses in 1970s and 1980s' movies, MOSTLY
SPOKEN TO PREM CHOPRA, SHAKTI KAPOOR AND RANJEET (In almost all
cases after hearing this dialogue these three guys always used to
get irritated and angry with the girl giving them this news..It
was NEVER a 'Good News' for theses fellas) ... (This funny
bollywood Dialogue is used very openly in funny way by many female
mimicry artists of today)
"Police ne tumhe chaaron taraf se gher liya hai, Tumhari
bhalai isi me hai ke tum Apne Aap ko Kanoon ke hawaale kar do"
(Police have surrounded you from everywhere, You better surrender
yourself in front of Law) --- Another typical desi dialogue
By Many onscreen Policeman in 1970s and 1980s Movies.
"Is aadmi ko Pakad ke Liquid oxygen me daal do.. Oxygen
isko marne nai degi aur liquid isko jeene nai dega (Dump this man
in liquid oxygen. The liquid won't let him survive, the oxygen won't
let him die)" --- Ajit
"KUTTE, Main tera khoon pee Jaaunga" (You Dog,
I am gonna drink your blood) --- By Dharmendra in numerous
movies (Though spoken very Seriously, This Famous Bollywood Dialogue
has become funny now a days...)
"Main tumhe bhool jaau ye ho nai sakta aur Tum mujhe
bhool jaao ye mein hone nai doonga"(It can't happen that I
forget you, And I won't let it happen that you forget me)
---By Suniel Shetty in Dhadkan... Many typical
small town desi lover boys loved this dialogue a lot and also took
it too seriously and applied the same 'logic' in their real lives
...
"Salim tujhe marne nai dega, aur hum, Anarakali, tujhe
jeene nai denge"(Salim won't let you die, and I, Anarkali,
will not let you live) ---PrithviRaj Kapoor in Mughal-E-Aazam
"Jo aag is dil me lagi hai, usse duniya me laga dunga
main... Agar teri Doli uthi to Duniya ko Jalaa dunga main... (The
fire which is burnining in my heart, will be ignited in whole world...If
you get married to someone else then I will burn the entire world)
-- Ajay Devghan in Diljale
"Sanyam to mujh me itna hai ki mein Patther ko shishe
se todta hoon" (I have got so much Patience that I Break the
Stone with Ice) --- Prem Chopra in Sautan
Prem...prem naam hai mera ----by Prem Chopra in 2-3 films
jali ko aag kehte hain, bujhi ko raakh kehte hain, JO
JAL KE KABHI NA BUJHE US AAg ko Vishwanaath kehte hain -- by Shatrughan
Sinha in Vishwanaath film.
"Aap to purush hi nahi hain..Mahapurush hain Mahapurush"
(You are not even Man..instead a Great Gentleman) --- By
Aamir Khan in Andaaz Apna Apna
"Aadmi teen aur goli chhe? Bahut Be-insaafi hai ye" (3 men and 6 bullets? It's quite unfair) --- By Amjad Khan as Gabbar Singh, In Movie Sholey
"Me Lord, Adalat Muljim ki soorat pe naa jaaye.. Is Masoom chehre ke peechhe ek Nihayat hi Khatarnaak Khooni ka chehra chhupa hua hai" (Me Lord, Court must not be decieved by the Accused's face.. Behind this innocent face, there is an extreamly dangerous killer's face is hidden) -- Tipical Bollywood Courtroom Dialogue By many onscreen lawyers.
"Kitney Aadmi the?" (How many men were there)
-"2 the sardar", (Just two Boss)
"SOOAR KE BACHCHHON, Wo do aur tum teen? fir bhi waapus aa gaye? kya samajh ke aaye the sardar Khush hoga? Saabasi dega KYUN?? (You Sons-of-a-Pig, They were just two and you are three? Still you returned back? What did you think? Boss will be happy? Will praise you?) --- By Amjad Khan as Gabbar Singh, In Movie Sholey
"Basanti, In Kutto ke saamne mat naachna" (Basanti, don't dance in front of these Dogs) ---By Dharmendra in Sholey
"Mogambo Khush Hua" (Mogambo Liked that) ---Amrish Puri in MR. India
"Itna sannata kyun hai bhaai" (Why it's so silence here?) --- By A.K. Hangal in Movie Sholey
"Tumhara Naam kya hai Basanti" (What's your name Basanti) --- By Amitabh Bachchan in Sholey
"Saara shehar mujhe Laayan ke naam se janata hai"
(Whole city knows me by name "Lion")---Ajit,
movie name "Kalicharan"(1978)
"Lilly, Don't be silly" ---Ajit, film
name "Kalicharan"
"Mona, ye Lo Sona" ---Ajit, movie name
"Zanjeer(1973)"
"How very interesting.." --- Ajit, movie
name "Kalicharan"
"Mona, Loot Lo Sona" ---Ajit, movie
name "Zanjeer(1973)"
"Smart Boy" ---Ajit, movie name "Kalicharan"
Raat ko 12 ki sui ke tarah chipke rehte ho.. Aur din me
6 ki tarah..... ---VIDYA BALAN IN The dirty picture
mujh pe ek ehsaan karna ki mujhpe kabhi koi ehsan mat karna(
Do ME A FAVOUR THAT DON'T EVER DO ME ANY FAVOUR!!-- Salman khan
in Bodyguard
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